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PostSubject: Canadian Wife   Thu 04 Mar 2010, 8:22 pm

Three men married wives from different countries.


The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from Canada . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.
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PostSubject: Re: Canadian Wife   Fri 05 Mar 2010, 8:47 am

That was funny !


Not trying to hijack your thread but it reminded ....................................

I got some new deodorant the directions were remove lid and push up bottom. Hurts like hell when I walk but my farts have been smelling good !
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PostSubject: Re: Canadian Wife   Fri 05 Mar 2010, 2:00 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I had to share this one with co-workers. Now I should get off here before I get the third degree from management.
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PostSubject: Re: Canadian Wife   Fri 05 Mar 2010, 6:48 pm

Furface wrote:
Three men married wives from different countries.


The first man married a woman from China . He told her that she was to do their dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.


The second man married a woman from Italy . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done and there was a huge dinner on the table.


The third man married a girl from Canada . He ordered her to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

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PostSubject: Re: Canadian Wife   Mon 15 Mar 2010, 1:07 am

feathers wrote:
That was funny !


Not trying to hijack your thread but it reminded ....................................

I got some new deodorant the directions were remove lid and push up bottom. Hurts like hell when I walk but my farts have been smelling good !

ha ha ha ha........OMG .........
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PostSubject: Re: Canadian Wife   Wed 17 Mar 2010, 12:52 am

Ah you guys are too funny... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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