Man bites dog to save his wife

Whatever works I giuess:

An Iowa woman says her husband bit a dog to stop it from attacking her.

Caren Henry's nose was severely injured Thursday when a 50-pound Labrador mix ran out of a yard while she and her husband were walking their dog, the Des Moines Register reported.

Henry said the dog bit her abdomen and thigh then scratched at her eyes before chomping onto her nose, tearing it off.

"If I hadn't been wearing my sunglasses, I'm sure I would be missing an eye. If it had gotten ahold of my throat I'd be dead," she told the paper.

Her husband, Laine, tried to fight the dog off, but it kept attacking.

"He finally had to bite the dog on its nose, and it let loose," Caren said.

The dog belonged to a homeless man, the paper reported, but was being cared for by a Madrid, Iowa, resident. The dog is under quarantine.

Caren has started reconstructive surgery.

http://www.stcatharinesstandard.ca/2013/05/04/man-bites-dog-that-attacked-wife

The wife later commented "I wish my husband would put that much effort into eating me."

Yes, I went there.

ivegotfleas1 wrote:

The wife later commented "I wish my husband would put that much effort into eating me."

Yes, I went there.

Anyone ever tell you you're an ass!!!

Everyday, but never on the net!

ivegotfleas1 wrote:

Everyday, but never on the net!

LOL, there's a first for everything my friend!!

excuse me,I believe I have called you an ass on more than one occasion LOL

yorkiemom wrote:

excuse me,I believe I have called you an ass on more than one occasion LOL

This thread has gone soooo wrong.

ivegotfleas1 wrote:

yorkiemom wrote:

excuse me,I believe I have called you an ass on more than one occasion LOL

This thread has gone soooo wrong.

Hmmm, wonder who's fault that is?

Just a note all dogs are sensitive on there ears.If you bite or attack the ear you should get its attention.What you do after that is up to you Id run like hell. And fleas this is just for you crap have to wait for seven days to see it dam rules.

no need to think about it Fleas we all know lol

Yourkiedadeh wrote:

Just a note all dogs are sensitive on there ears.If you bite or attack the ear you should get its attention.What you do after that is up to you Id run like hell. And fleas this is just for you crap have to wait for seven days to see it dam rules.

I looked to fix the 7 day nonsense, just don't see anywhere I can change it.