A funny Mother - Daughter story

This is my story! :lol:

The hubby and I took the teenager out to buy a dress for formal. Took about an hour for her to try different dresses on until she found "the one". Came home she tried it on with her shoes, perfect - looks like a princess! Now I thought I'd be nice and say well if you like you can get ready here with some friends and dad (step dad) will bring you into town for the dance.

She turns her head to me with fluttering eyes and politely states Mom, I don't think any of my friends will come over here to get ready for the dance I may have to go to their place.

Out of curious mind I state "Oh why is that"

She coward her head a bit, with a tilt of the head looks at me and states

"Well you see Mom, my friends are scared shitless of you"

My words rolling off my tongue of "What? Now why would they be scared of your Mother for?" "Heck none of them have actually met me face to face yet"

My daughter, not really wanting to state why they would be scared of me finally lets it all out

"Well mom, all my friends know of what you look like (small town and all everyone knows everyone aspect) Your covered in tattoo's and piercings, you walk like a guy, you wear cargo pants with a chain that hangs off your belt, tang tops and combat boots. A lot of them also know of the guy you sent to hospital with 5 broken ribs and a concussion. Heck their dad's are even scared of you Mom"

I blurted out "Well if they knew the whole story of why that guy got sent to the hospital, maybe then they would not be scared of me"

Well my lovely daughter blurts out...


"MOM SERIOUSLY, THE ONLY REASON WE CALL YOU MOM IS CAUSE YOU HAVE A VAGINA OTHERWISE MOM YOUR A DUDE"

She is so my favorite :lol:

LOL. Well... at least she isn't afraid to say how she feels.

That is a GREAT story! You are a super mom, and raising an outstanding daughter!!

apparently I am to wear dresses and girly girl clothes, hell I can't even curl my hair let alone be caught dead in girly girl clothes. I do have ONE dress, but its covered in motor oil as I was working on the dirt bike motor in it and started using the bottom of it as a hand towel


LMFAO


Well she also told her step dad that night "You know if mom didn't have a vagina I'd think you were gay"

Tookey wrote:

apparently I am to wear dresses and girly girl clothes, hell I can't even curl my hair let alone be caught dead in girly girl clothes. I do have ONE dress, but its covered in motor oil as I was working on the dirt bike motor in it and started using the bottom of it as a hand towel


LMFAO


Well she also told her step dad that night "You know if mom didn't have a vagina I'd think you were gay"

Ohhh come here and I can dress you all girly girl and boston can do your nails.

Hair curling you're out of luck as neither of us can do it either

Snitty wrote:

Tookey wrote:

apparently I am to wear dresses and girly girl clothes, hell I can't even curl my hair let alone be caught dead in girly girl clothes. I do have ONE dress, but its covered in motor oil as I was working on the dirt bike motor in it and started using the bottom of it as a hand towel


LMFAO


Well she also told her step dad that night "You know if mom didn't have a vagina I'd think you were gay"

Ohhh come here and I can dress you all girly girl and boston can do your nails.

Hair curling you're out of luck as neither of us can do it either

the only girly girl clothes I wear is behind a closed bedroom door out of "young eyes" wait no shit, thats not girly girl clothes thats WHORE'R'US wear

We can dress you in this your daughter will never want to be seen in public with you again :lol:

first of all take away the sleeves, make the length much shorter, and add some combat boots, a spike chain and smiley faces on each tit, and change the colour to black I'm all for it lmfao

Tookey wrote:

"Well mom, all my friends know of what you look like (small town and all everyone knows everyone aspect) Your covered in tattoo's and piercings, you walk like a guy, you wear cargo pants with a chain that hangs off your belt, tang tops and combat boots. A lot of them also know of the guy you sent to hospital with 5 broken ribs and a concussion. Heck their dad's are even scared of you Mom"

OMG!! I so have to send this to my daughter....some day, years down the road she'll hear something similar coming out of one of her children's mouths!! Best to let her know now.

Thank you Tookey, that was PRICELESS!!