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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:49 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:50 pm | |
| That's right, it's the don't forget your keys thread. Making a comeback!!! | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:51 pm | |
| See what I'm doing now? I'm post padding baby! | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:53 pm | |
| Woot! Odd pic I thought. | |
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tootles Learning the Ropes
Posts : 101 Join date : 2010-04-28 Age : 47
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:55 pm | |
| thanks I really needed a good laugh today, that poor kitty...lol | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:56 pm | |
| Did they not think this through? | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 9:56 pm | |
| - tootles wrote:
- thanks I really needed a good laugh today, that poor kitty...lol
Only 14,990 some odd posts to go!!!! | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:03 pm | |
| Most of us leaving for vacation...... | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:05 pm | |
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yorkiemom Moderator
Posts : 11982 Join date : 2009-10-21
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:06 pm | |
| You are a fruitcake and how can it be the comeback of the "don't forget your key thread if it is titled my very own thread? LOL | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:08 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
Posts : 5541 Join date : 2009-10-25 Age : 54 Location : London, Ontario
| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:08 pm | |
| - yorkiemom wrote:
- You are a fruitcake and how can it be the comeback of the "don't forget your key thread if it is titled my very own thread? LOL
I haven't come up with another clever title yet . | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:11 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:12 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:12 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:13 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:13 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:15 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:16 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:17 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:19 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:20 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:22 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 10:23 pm | |
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ivegotfleas1 Admin
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| Subject: Re: Your key to funny stuff! Fri 16 Jul 2010, 11:24 pm | |
| A Mother's Dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.
Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside.
Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins.
Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
Family planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster
Feedback: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.
Full name: What you call your child when you're mad at him.
Grandparents: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.
Hearsay: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
Impregnable: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.
Independent: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.
Look out: What it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.
Prenatal: When your life was still somewhat your own.
Preprared childbirth: A contradiction in terms.
Puddle: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.
Show off: A child who is more talented than yours.
Sterilize: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
Storeroom: The distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.
Temper tantrums: What you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.
Top bunk: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.
Two-minute warning: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.
Verbal: Able to whine in words
Whodunit: None of the kids that live in your house.
Whoops: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge."
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