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PostSubject: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 4:38 pm

you know growing up, I saw my parents do the deed. I swear those images haunt me for the rest of my life..

Now, that I have children.. I can only imagine.... what they may say..

My daughter has walked in before. good thing she is young enough. We do have a lock on the door now.. But, I cant imagine the horror in her face to realize daddy and mommy "hump" ( her words when describes animals making babies.. dont ask me"

so any good stories out there.....
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:11 pm

Bwahahahahaaaa my 20 year old Son claims to be scarred for life walking in on Hubby and I years ago ... Gee I wonder why he never did that again LOL.

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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 5:31 pm

A few years ago junior woke up in the middle of the night and walked in on us. She said "stop hurting mommy."

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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:50 pm

A few years back my then 7 yr. old daughter not only woke up & caught us but she made a nest with sleeping bag & pillows right outside our opened bedroom door & we didn''t hear her. Shocked
Imagine my surprise when I tripped over her when I got up to use the bathroom! Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:56 pm

Arg Mad

Misleading topic title!! tantrum tantrum
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 8:56 pm

Snitty wrote:
Arg Mad

Misleading topic title!! tantrum tantrum

Feel free to high-jack this thread...Mini won't mind!!

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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Thu 17 Jun 2010, 9:28 pm

*sigh too lazy and i've moved onto penis text's 8)
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:39 am




Just for Snitty!
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 9:50 am

OMFG Tookey I love you the mostest!! Giggle


And back off Mousey I'm NOT sharing!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:08 am





*note to self, do NOT touch other peoples cell phones*
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:15 am




I need one of these for my halloween costume!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:17 am

OMG Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:19 am





look its multi purpose, you can get off and tell some to fuck off all at the same time!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:21 am





Snitty its your dream bed!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:30 am

Tookey wrote:




Snitty its your dream bed!!!!

Giggle Where you guys finding these pictures? Seplcond thought, never mind, please don't answer the question.
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:30 am

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Snitty its your dream bed!!!!

Giggle Where you guys finding these pictures? Second thought, never mind, please don't answer the question.
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 10:33 am

Ok I so want this tree in my yard!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 12:34 pm

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*note to self, do NOT touch other peoples cell phones*

Eww.... I'm getting the hebie jebies from this.

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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:14 pm

i think i was around 5 years old, maybe younger.
the bathroom was right across the hall from my room.
i had to pee one dark and stormie night.
my parents slept on a pull out couch in the livingroom.
i got up to go to the bathroom.

i hear some grunting sounds coming from down the hall.
what is that sound? i'm scared. possibly the boogie monster?
i peeked around the corner, that's when i saw them.

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it is dark but i can see them from the light coming from the TV.
my dad was just laying there. arms up behind his head.
my mom.......ack......doing that to his.....ah hem.
(blowjob)


i must have made a noice because my dad looks over,
"GO TO BED!!!!" he yells

i run back to my bed, i peed myself

my parents had scarred me for life.
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PostSubject: Re: SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO   Fri 18 Jun 2010, 1:24 pm

Tookey wrote:
Ok I so want this tree in my yard!!!!


I would love having that tree!

I may print the photo, frame it and put it on my bedroom wall!
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