SEX- do not enter if you dont want to know... LMAO

you know growing up, I saw my parents do the deed. I swear those images haunt me for the rest of my life..

Now, that I have children.. I can only imagine.... what they may say..

My daughter has walked in before. good thing she is young enough. We do have a lock on the door now.. But, I cant imagine the horror in her face to realize daddy and mommy "hump" ( her words when describes animals making babies.. dont ask me"

so any good stories out there.....

Bwahahahahaaaa my 20 year old Son claims to be scarred for life walking in on Hubby and I years ago ... Gee I wonder why he never did that again LOL.

:lol:

A few years ago junior woke up in the middle of the night and walked in on us. She said "stop hurting mommy."

A few years back my then 7 yr. old daughter not only woke up & caught us but she made a nest with sleeping bag & pillows right outside our opened bedroom door & we didn''t hear her.
Imagine my surprise when I tripped over her when I got up to use the bathroom!

Arg

Misleading topic title!!

Snitty wrote:

Arg

Misleading topic title!!

Feel free to high-jack this thread...Mini won't mind!!

*sigh too lazy and i've moved onto penis text's 8)

Just for Snitty!

OMFG Tookey I love you the mostest!!


And back off Mousey I'm NOT sharing!!!

*note to self, do NOT touch other peoples cell phones*

I need one of these for my halloween costume!!!!!

OMG

look its multi purpose, you can get off and tell some to fuck off all at the same time!!!!!

Snitty its your dream bed!!!!

Tookey wrote:

Snitty its your dream bed!!!!

Where you guys finding these pictures? Seplcond thought, never mind, please don't answer the question.

Tookey wrote:

Snitty its your dream bed!!!!

Where you guys finding these pictures? Second thought, never mind, please don't answer the question.

Ok I so want this tree in my yard!!!!

Tookey wrote:

*note to self, do NOT touch other peoples cell phones*

Eww.... I'm getting the hebie jebies from this.

i think i was around 5 years old, maybe younger.
the bathroom was right across the hall from my room.
i had to pee one dark and stormie night.
my parents slept on a pull out couch in the livingroom.
i got up to go to the bathroom.

i hear some grunting sounds coming from down the hall.
what is that sound? i'm scared. possibly the boogie monster?
i peeked around the corner, that's when i saw them.

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it is dark but i can see them from the light coming from the TV.
my dad was just laying there. arms up behind his head.
my mom.......ack......doing that to his.....ah hem.
(blowjob)


i must have made a noice because my dad looks over,
"GO TO BED!!!!" he yells

i run back to my bed, i peed myself

my parents had scarred me for life.

Tookey wrote:

Ok I so want this tree in my yard!!!!

I would love having that tree!

I may print the photo, frame it and put it on my bedroom wall!