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Mousey
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PostSubject: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 8:43 am

Can Cold Water Clean
Dishes?
This is
for all the germ conscious folks
who worry about using cold water
to clean.

John went to
visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of
Saskatchewan

After spending
a great evening chatting the night away,
the next morning John's grandfather
prepared
breakfast
of bacon, eggs and toast.


However, John noticed a film like substance
on his plate,
and questioned
his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get
em.
Just you
go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made
hamburgers.

Again, John was
concerned about the plates,
as
his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and
asked,

'Are you sure these
plates are clean?'

Without
looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are
as
clean as cold water can get
them. Now don't you
fret, I
don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to
a nearby town
and as he was
leaving, his grandfather's dog
started to growl, and wouldn't let him
pass.



John yelled and said,

'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.




Without diverting his
attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man
shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay
down now, yah hear me!'
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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 8:48 am

affraid :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 8:49 am

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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 8:57 am

Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 9:20 am

Now that was funny

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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 10:40 am

Ewwwww, :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Mon 17 May 2010, 11:33 am

Wait... that isn't how you rinse dishes? affraid
LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Sat 22 May 2010, 11:00 am

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Can cold water clean dishes?   Sun 23 May 2010, 9:58 am

Shocked That's how we do things here in Sask! Doesn't everyone?
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