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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Sat 29 May 2010, 9:25 pm

Giggle OMG!! Good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Sat 29 May 2010, 9:26 pm

Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Sat 29 May 2010, 9:34 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Sat 29 May 2010, 9:38 pm

It's amazing what you can find at ESPN Very Happy .

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 31 May 2010, 12:37 am

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 31 May 2010, 11:28 am

ivegotfleas1 wrote:
I don't see the joke thread, so here you go :lol: .

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Why can I actually see men doing this?

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 31 May 2010, 11:30 am

i need a drink...
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 31 May 2010, 2:06 pm

ivegotfleas1 wrote:
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Sun 06 Jun 2010, 11:30 pm

where is the smoking emote ??? Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad 8) :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 9:22 am

Make fleas go find us one

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 1:31 pm

Just dropping in to see if Boston has visited to harass me... lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 1:32 pm

Giggle

Once some of the smoke clears you'll be able to see me laughing in the corner.

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 1:40 pm

yorkiemom wrote:
Make fleas go find us one

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 1:56 pm

don't you know that us ladies like options Fleas? more please

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 1:59 pm

BigBrownEyes29 wrote:
ivegotfleas1 wrote:
Harry and his wife are having hard financial times, so they decide that she'll become a hooker.

She's not quite sure what to do, so Harry says, "Stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you got a question, I'll be parked around the corner."

She's standing there for 5 minutes when a guy pulls up and asks, "How much?" She says, "A hundred dollars."

He says, "All I got is thirty". She says, "Hold on," and runs back to Harry and asks, "What can he get for thirty?"

"A hand job", Harry reply.

She runs back and tells the guy all he gets for thirty dollar is a hand job. He agrees. She gets in the car. He unzips his pants, and out pops this HUGE ......

She stares at it for a minute, and then says, "I'll be right back." She runs back to Harry, and asks, "Can you loan this guy seventy bucks?"

Giggle Giggle Giggle Giggle


Ohhhhhhh how I'm still laughing at this one Giggle
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 2:04 pm

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don't you know that us ladies like options Fleas? more please

:smoke: :smoke1: :smoke2: smoke3 :smoke4:


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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 2:39 pm

ivegotfleas1 wrote:
KewlChick wrote:
don't you know that us ladies like options Fleas? more please

:smoke: :smoke1: :smoke2: smoke3 :smoke4:


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seriously that chicken is making me laugh my ass off chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 2:51 pm

overr Razz

I'm sure we don't all smoke, so this is for THEM Shocked .

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 4:00 pm

overr


I'm out of rye!!!!!!!!!!



Oh thats such a perfect little guy for me!!! (shhhhhhh I think I'll start stalking fleas)
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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 4:28 pm

Aww...thanks Fleas, you're the bestest!!

smoke3 chicken smoke3

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 4:29 pm

ivegotfleas1 wrote:
overr Razz

I'm sure we don't all smoke, so this is for THEM Shocked .

nosmoke

I think THEM Guys should get their own thread!!! overr

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PostSubject: Re: Smoke Break   Mon 07 Jun 2010, 6:58 pm

Very Happy :smoke1:

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