This is what happens when I get bored

I respond to the scam emails I get regarding my inheritance.


Sure thing

My name is Nunaya Business 413-555-1234
I work as a Engineer of disturbance
I am 28
I have had $5000 stolen
I don't have a passport, I'm in my country illegally.

Date: Sun, 30 Jan 2011 23:49:20 -0800
Subject: Attn:Mr.KBullet Stop All Further Contact Today.
From: thenigeriapoliceforce1@gmail.com
To: @hotmail.com


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THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)


Plot 16 Alausa, Ikeja-Lagos.
PMB 072 Lagos.
Tele:+234-8036999482


From Sir. Hafiz Abubakar Ringim, The Inspector General Of The Nigeria Police Force.

Attn:Mr.Kristen Jarvis


THE NIGERIA POLICE FORCE (NPF)


I received your email response today dated the 31st of January 2011.

Based on our findings in this investigastion department we wish to warn you against some Miscreants, Hoodlums and Touts who go about scamming innocent people by claiming to be who they are not and thereby tarnishing the image of this wonderful country.

We contacted you today because your payment file is the very first file on our payment desk here schedule/gazelle, your payment particulars are: FGN/IC/A1-101.

Sorry for the inconvenience which was rendered to you by some impersonators some while ago, The Nigeria Police Force (NPF) and the Interpol have already apprehended some suspect in line with your case.

Following to your swift response to my letter today, I have to contact you right away in other to fully enlighten you on the accurate step to take for you to gain full possession of your already approved compensation fund.

All you have to do now is to get back to me with the below informations.

1,Your Full Name/Private Telephone Number.
2,Occupation/Possition
3,Age
4,Amount Which You Have Lost Previously
5,A scan copy of your passport photograph to enable us process your fund as soon as possible.

As soon as we receive the above informations from you we shall proceed with the transfer of your already approved fund into your bank account.

I will be looking forward for your anti-cipated swift response.

Thanks and God bless you,
Regards,

Sir.Hafiz Abubakar Ringim.
Inspector General Of The Nigeria Police Force.

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:lol: Bullet, I'm a little disappointed in your response to them. When they asked for your "position", you should have replied sometimes "missionary style", sometimes "69", "May I ask your position?"

I wanted it to seem like an actual person.. I want to string them along for as long as possible then tell them to fuck off.

BigBrownEyes29 wrote:

:lol: Bullet, I'm a little disappointed in your response to them. When they asked for your "position", you should have replied sometimes "missionary style", sometimes "69", "May I ask your position?"

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That's awesome.... post any updates!

I sent them a fake money gram number.. twice.. I wonder how many times I can do that before they get pissed off.