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PostSubject: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 12:59 pm

On more than one occasion in my life, I've actually made women fart! At a cocktail party once...at a house party once...and even in a Grocery Store! I made such a quick, funny reply on all occasions that the women lost control of their bodily functions and after a fast, loud laugh, let out a huge toot! It's true! I made my wife laff so hard that she tooted on our first date! She tells me she'll never live it down and wonders why I continued dating her after that embarassing moment.

I've never made any money off of this strange gift I have, but thought it was worth mentioning nonetheless.
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 1:03 pm

Oh yeah...I can also wiggle my ears! Do any of you have a natural, uncanny ability that no one else that you know of does?
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 1:07 pm

I can wiggle my ears
I can move one eyebrow at a time
I can flair my nostrils

My other half thinks I am a freak...
what an ASS
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 1:16 pm

cool Skittles! If you can do that all at the same time though, might I suggest you not marry a Matador! :lol:

I forgot, I can also touch my nose with my tongue!
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 2:45 pm

Skittles,your siggy says it all.

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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 3:45 pm

Remind me never to go out with you, Slak....sheesh! How embarassing!
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 4:03 pm

My daughter (11 year old) must have her spaghetti cut up into small pieces as if its not cut up she finds it to be oh so much fun to.................


Eat a long piece of spaghetti, leave part of it in her mouth, and shoot the other part into her nose (yes from the back of her mouth) so then she is able to grab the piece thats in her mouth, grab the piece thats in her nose and pull back and forth.


She can also make a weird noise in her throat, which her doctor (from the feel of it and the way her esophagus moves) believes her to be vibrating her esophagus while moving her epiglottis.


Me I have Monkey toes, I can use my toes to color with, write my name, grab anything up off the floor. I can pinch a person with my toes etc etc. When working on the dirt bike hubby says i'm "fucked" cause if I need a pair of extra hands, instead of asking him to help I'll take my shoes and socks off and use my feet!
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 4:31 pm

yorkiemom wrote:
Skittles,your siggy says it all.

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YEP!!

Right at this time now I HATE men...

Sorry boys
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 6:20 pm

Tookey wrote:
My daughter (11 year old) must have her spaghetti cut up into small pieces as if its not cut up she finds it to be oh so much fun to.................

Eat a long piece of spaghetti, leave part of it in her mouth, and shoot the other part into her nose (yes from the back of her mouth) so then she is able to grab the piece thats in her mouth, grab the piece thats in her nose and pull back and forth.

She can also make a weird noise in her throat, which her doctor (from the feel of it and the way her esophagus moves) believes her to be vibrating her esophagus while moving her epiglottis.

Me I have Monkey toes, I can use my toes to color with, write my name, grab anything up off the floor. I can pinch a person with my toes etc etc. When working on the dirt bike hubby says i'm "fucked" cause if I need a pair of extra hands, instead of asking him to help I'll take my shoes and socks off and use my feet!

Tookey, I heard the circus was looking for you for their newest act...LOL Just Teasing you but I bet you could profit from your magical toes!!

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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 8:08 pm

I can move one eyebrow at a time.
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Mon 03 May 2010, 8:43 pm

*~Skittles~* wrote:
yorkiemom wrote:
Skittles,your siggy says it all.

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YEP!!

Right at this time now I HATE men...

Sorry boys



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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Tue 04 May 2010, 12:10 am

I can write and pick up things with my toes too. My son can do it, too early to tell with my daughter.

I can do something else - hard to explain. Picture this -I can lay on my tummy, and bend backwards so that my toes touch my face. Kind of like putting my body in a cicrcle. I am super flexible, there is a term for it, my sons pediatrician told me the name but I forget. My brother was concerned about how flexible my son was (bending his hand back doesn't hurt him, etc) I asked the pediatrician about it, he grabbed my hand and flipped it back. Then he told me that most people can't do that, and there is a name for it. Who knew.
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Tue 04 May 2010, 1:05 pm

Amomma wrote...

"I can lay on my tummy, and bend backwards so that my toes touch my face. Kind of like putting my body in a cicrcle. I am super flexible, there is a term for it, but I forget."

<ahem> I think the term is called..."THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS!!!" :lol: <jk>
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PostSubject: Re: My Uncanny Ability   Tue 04 May 2010, 11:49 pm

funny :lol:
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