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dr_strange
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PostSubject: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 4:04 pm

Okay this is a game, or just a brain fart. Completely strip/dumb down a movie plot and then people can guess what movie it was.

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Driving down the road, "hey sis, we sure have a weird relationship, almost uncomfortably sexual", "That car cut us off, let's follow it to that creepy house, is that a dead body in a sack?", "He's leaving, I'm gonna go down into the creepy house and look around, instead of getting back on the road and calling the cops". affraid

Blah blah blah

"We have to find an old phonograph record and play it backwards to get rid of the scary looking guy"

Any guesses? :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 6:20 pm

jeepers creepers
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 6:27 pm

yup

Okay umm

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Evil company wants to steal resources from blue glittery aliens, so they send in a self absorbed gun happy soldier to spy on them.....the soldier gets to ride around in a smurf like monstrosity using his mind in some kind of internet link. Yadda yadda yadda, steal a flying lizard, defeat the evil company, fall in love with a giant pointy eared blue hippy woman, humans suck, send them back to earth...the end
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 7:15 pm

I've had a cool idea for a flick for years now, ever since the advent of the Net.

A poster named "Horny" shows up on a porn chat site and does battle with another poster named "The Carpenter". Yes, it's the return of the Devil and Christ as they wage War for control of the Internet and the hearts and soul of mankind. It climaxes with a battle over the control of computer-controlled Nuclear Weapons and the possible extinction of humankind.

I'm just having trouble with the ending though and this is all I could come up with...

At the point where all of the numerical Nuclear sequences are in place, and the Planet Earth is about to blow up, Broken Angel appears with a batch of home-cooked muffins, complains forever about her latest hip operation which drives the Devil crazy and he eventually goes *Poof* before vowing never to return to this underhanded torture!

Eh? Huh?? So whaddaya think?
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 11:04 pm

dr_strange wrote:
yup

Okay umm

Quote :
Evil company wants to steal resources from blue glittery aliens, so they send in a self absorbed gun happy soldier to spy on them.....the soldier gets to ride around in a smurf like monstrosity using his mind in some kind of internet link. Yadda yadda yadda, steal a flying lizard, defeat the evil company, fall in love with a giant pointy eared blue hippy woman, humans suck, send them back to earth...the end

Avatar.

I haven't even seen it... guess the hype is telling.
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 11:06 pm

Slak Supafasst wrote:
I've had a cool idea for a flick for years now, ever since the advent of the Net.

A poster named "Horny" shows up on a porn chat site and does battle with another poster named "The Carpenter". Yes, it's the return of the Devil and Christ as they wage War for control of the Internet and the hearts and soul of mankind. It climaxes with a battle over the control of computer-controlled Nuclear Weapons and the possible extinction of humankind.

I'm just having trouble with the ending though and this is all I could come up with...

At the point where all of the numerical Nuclear sequences are in place, and the Planet Earth is about to blow up, Broken Angel appears with a batch of home-cooked muffins, complains forever about her latest hip operation which drives the Devil crazy and he eventually goes *Poof* before vowing never to return to this underhanded torture!

Eh? Huh?? So whaddaya think?

work the bimbo with the roller skates in from boogie nights and it'll sell
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 11:06 pm

HoodieCrow wrote:
dr_strange wrote:
yup

Okay umm

Quote :
Evil company wants to steal resources from blue glittery aliens, so they send in a self absorbed gun happy soldier to spy on them.....the soldier gets to ride around in a smurf like monstrosity using his mind in some kind of internet link. Yadda yadda yadda, steal a flying lizard, defeat the evil company, fall in love with a giant pointy eared blue hippy woman, humans suck, send them back to earth...the end

Avatar.

I haven't even seen it... guess the hype is telling.

yup you got it
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 11:11 pm

Okay, going for a tv show here

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Mythical creatures actually live in America. A mentally "special" scratch waitress falls in love with a mythical creature that's slightly boring, brooding and slightly psychotic. The waitress grows bored and finds a sexy mythical creature, who happens to be more psychotic than her love. :cyclops: Lots of red stuff all over the place, an ostrich egg and some voodoo greek goddess and a guy that turns into a dog....stay tuned for season 3

lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Sun 02 May 2010, 11:42 pm

True Blood

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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Mon 03 May 2010, 10:55 am

This is a great game.

makes me laugh. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Mon 03 May 2010, 12:25 pm

HoodieCrow wrote:
dr_strange wrote:
yup

Okay umm

Quote :
Evil company wants to steal resources from blue glittery aliens, so they send in a self absorbed gun happy soldier to spy on them.....the soldier gets to ride around in a smurf like monstrosity using his mind in some kind of internet link. Yadda yadda yadda, steal a flying lizard, defeat the evil company, fall in love with a giant pointy eared blue hippy woman, humans suck, send them back to earth...the end

Avatar.

I haven't even seen it... guess the hype is telling.

I was going to say 2010 version of Fern Gully...
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Mon 03 May 2010, 12:37 pm

When the movie Jackass came out on video, I wanted to rent it and told Hon I was going to have some fun with the Blockbuster clerk at the same time. So I approached the cash with 2 movies...Gandhi and Jackass. The older lady clerk gave me the total. I told her I didn't have enough money on me so I gave her back Gandhi and told her to just charge me for the Jackass movie! She was polite to me, but man, you shoulda seen her face! It was priceless! :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Dumb Down the Plot   Fri 07 May 2010, 9:46 pm

Okay, Have no idea about the show

Citygirl has to move into the country. Meets a Bestfriend, who saves her life. In the end she saves her life doing letting her go.
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