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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Tue 04 May 2010, 1:31 pm

Slak Supafasst wrote:
Had a weird one today. Old Mike had his "alleged" 3rd heart attack this year at work today and the Ambulance was called and they wheeled him away. All of the boys were cracking wise about it so I piped up and said...

"Cripes! That Dude's had so many heart attacks we should just tattoo a positive sign under one of his nipples and a negative sign under the other to make it easier for the Ambulance guy to jump start him!"

The whole Office broke up and thought that was hilarious, but now I'm worried and thinking...What if I go into work tomorrow and find out old Mike is dead?? Embarassed

It was a little funny... perhaps the wrong time... I would also feel crappy after saying something like that and then finding out about the death.

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Tue 04 May 2010, 2:37 pm

Guess you would have to live with it Slak,sometimes the things we say come back and bite us in the butt

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Tue 04 May 2010, 2:47 pm

...and sometimes the things we never say haunt us until the day we die.

But hey, I thought you said you would only converse with me from the position of Moderator from now on? Okay, I get it, you're a moody chick and allowed to change your opinion from one day to the next... :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Tue 04 May 2010, 5:35 pm

Slak Supafasst wrote:
...and sometimes the things we never say haunt us until the day we die.

But hey, I thought you said you would only converse with me from the position of Moderator from now on? Okay, I get it, you're a moody chick and allowed to change your opinion from one day to the next... :lol:

I haven't taken a gender tally, but I'm pretty sure your surrounded by moody chicks who are allowed to change teir opinions from one moment to the next, let alone one day to the next.... Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Tue 04 May 2010, 9:00 pm

Someone come and hold my hand until I feel better UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Tue 04 May 2010, 11:17 pm

I'm thinking of officially accepting applications for a Daddy Warbucks
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 4:54 am

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Someone come and hold my hand until I feel better UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH


On my way.
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 8:33 am

time to tackle the to do list .. few more days of school work and we should be done worksheets and workbooks until Oct cheers
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 8:38 am

My kids are winding down here,they have 2 more weeks of school

still feel like shit and you didn;t show up to hold my hand D Sad

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 8:49 am

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My kids are winding down here,they have 2 more weeks of school

still feel like shit and you didn;t show up to hold my hand D Sad

I'm sorry but its a long walk!

Hope you feel better by the time I get there
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 8:58 am

Walk faster

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 10:02 am

damn woman I'm short and only have little legs come pick me up im getting tired
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 10:27 am

Okay,let me get this straight,you are asking a woman who has taken enough tylenol to cure a 1.000 pound horse along with some allergy medication to get in a car and come and pick you up?

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 11:21 am

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Okay,let me get this straight,you are asking a woman who has taken enough tylenol to cure a 1.000 pound horse along with some allergy medication to get in a car and come and pick you up?

Yes.
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 11:32 am

On my way

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 11:44 am

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On my way

Thank you.
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 12:13 pm

Is really getting beyond angry and wishing I knew a hacker so I could get into MY own freaken email
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 1:01 pm

Apparantly im a frustrated person..

LOL, every morning Luke has stories to tell me about how I yell and bitch in my dreams.. No wonder I wake up exausted, and my jaw has been a hurting unit.
Good times!!

On a positive note. 38 days before the wedding! Woop!
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 1:07 pm

I didn't get my invitation in the mail Mkia,perhaps I need to check it again LOL

Nice to see you, you must be getting excited now

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 6:59 pm

Bloody puppies!!! That was my favorite pair of shoes!!! tantrum tantrum
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 7:11 pm

You said puppies in the plural,do you have more than one?

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 7:13 pm

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You said puppies in the plural,do you have more than one?

no just khaos but fuck today its like there are 7 of them and one more bark is going to earn him a debarking!
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 7:18 pm

I think you named him well LOL

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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 7:21 pm

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I think you named him well LOL

Arg Shut up! :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: ISO BLURTS   Wed 05 May 2010, 7:28 pm

Are you trying to pick a fight? affraid

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