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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:40 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Wed 19 Jun 2013, 10:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Thu 20 Jun 2013, 6:58 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Fri 21 Jun 2013, 12:15 am

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Miss Kentucky

Make-up and hair style ................... $500
New outfit for the show ....................$1200
Giant stuffed bear ............................$300

Not knowing how to hold the bear with a microphone in her hand .....

Priceless!!!
The photo is really Kylie Minogue but still pretty funny.
Kylie Minogue’s bear-ly legal photo banned from Facebook

Someone at work had emailed it to me. Now that you mention it, I see it is Kylie. Even the teddy bear shirt has her name on it ( you can kind of see the last part of her first name) . LOL
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:01 am


I lost
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Fri 21 Jun 2013, 10:39 am

Jesus christ ....go get a hooker
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Fri 21 Jun 2013, 12:47 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Tue 06 Aug 2013, 1:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Thu 22 Aug 2013, 3:16 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Thu 22 Aug 2013, 4:52 pm

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Wed 28 Aug 2013, 2:26 pm

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One day a hunter went out to shoot a bear the hunter came across a black bear shot at it and missed. Black bear said you missed so that means I either eat you or fuck the shit out of you and let you live another day so the man choose to be fucked and live another day. Next week the man goes out and crossed paths with the black bear again black bear said you missed so that means I either eat you or fuck the shit out of you and let you live another day. The man chose to be fucked. Another week comes and crossed the black bear shoots and missed black bear says you're not in it for the hunt are you.

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Mon 16 Sep 2013, 1:24 pm

This is for you yourkie


Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians;
during a recent appearance at Ceasers in Windsor :

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May,
You may live in Canada .

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, You may live in Canada ..

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .

If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .

If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, You may live in Canada .

If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .

If you install security lights on your house and garage,
but leave both unlocked, You may live in Canada .

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .

If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .

If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km -- you're going 95 and everybody is passing you, You may live in Canada .

If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, You may live in Canada .

If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction, You may live in Canada .

If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all
your friends, you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Mon 16 Sep 2013, 2:29 pm

I lived there long enough to appreciate all of those LOL

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:03 pm

If you change your car from A\c to heater in the same day you might be Canadian
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 1:21 pm

hell I do that here

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:44 pm

Hot flashes dont count
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 5:52 pm

smart ass

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:11 pm

Yourkiedadeh,

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation With someone who dialed a wrong number, You may live in Canada .

I actually still call the wrong number from time to time, just to make sure she's ok.
(I was the wrong dialer and she was so nice about it)
I said Hi mom.
She said no but I can pretend.Smile 
Sweet lady.
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:43 pm

Is she in alberta I had a call from there this week.Did them the favor didnt answer long distance
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:45 pm

yorkiemom wrote:
smart ass
Ass no smart full of shit
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 7:50 pm

sometimes you amuse the hell out of me

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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:22 pm

Sometimes? oh I get it only when im on line lol
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:35 pm

I should have listened and NOT looked.
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:53 pm

those who listen to twice as much as they speak will learn twice as much as they teach
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PostSubject: Re: My jokes don't look   Sat 21 Sep 2013, 8:59 pm

Don't choke on your cookie.
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