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PostSubject: Ho ho ho...or maybe not   Tue 29 Dec 2009, 10:51 pm

My Mr. ran into one of our favorite neighbors in town today and he shared this xmas tale and since I have none of my own it's worth posting. Said neighbor "G" is of course a farmer, and most farmers have large families and since he has a huge new house it was his year to host. The brother in law "T" arrived with the $55.00 turkey and the two of them had preplanned to deep fry the fowl. Unfortunately G had forgotten to purchase cooking oil and everything was closed. G decides they can use the cooking oil he had saved in plastic containers from the last time he used it so they get the containers and fill the deep fryer with this used oil.

Seemed like a good idea at the time...they place the deep fryer out on the cement in front of the garage and submerge the bird and go into the garage which was nicely heated for guests as the smoking room. All is well until someone points out that the deep fryer is spewing flames that are up to the roof. Tis then that G remembers he had added diesel to some of his used oil containers for the purpose of starting the garbage burner and stock tanks that are coal heated. They put the fire out and retrieve the dinner fowl in hopes of saving it but having been dieseled it was now the other kind of "foul". A tad later a sister in law comes in through the garage toting a creamy fruit salad that was made to serve 40 and drops it, splashing the floor, walls and chairs that were in range.

Meanwhile Mrs. G is entertaining indoors and is getting pissed because the guest kids are misbehaving and taking paint chips off the walls, dragging toys across the hardwood and spilling on things. The kids parents are also spilling drunken and the fighting begins. Mrs. G retreats to her bedroom and locks the door after having a meltdown and telling everyone off before she departs. LOL...wasn't that a party!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Ho ho ho...or maybe not   Wed 30 Dec 2009, 5:20 am

LMFAO .......... A Christmas to remember !! :lol: :lol:
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PostSubject: Re: Ho ho ho...or maybe not   Wed 30 Dec 2009, 4:48 pm

Thank god I'm not a member of that family that is insane.

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PostSubject: Re: Ho ho ho...or maybe not   Thu 31 Dec 2009, 11:15 pm

Wow thats putting the "fun" in disfunctional Very Happy
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