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PostSubject: The unsuspecting package...   Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:54 pm

US man with huge penis stopped at airport

A man known for his enormous penis was stopped by security at San Francisco International Airport and questioned about the bulge in his pants, he was reported as saying Thursday.
Jonah Falcon, 41, has an organ which is 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13 inches (33 centimeters) erect, according to Rolling Stone magazine. He has featured in a number of documentaries about the world's biggest penises.
He was returning to New York from San Francisco on July 9 when he was stopped, after Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents saw a bulge hanging down over his left upper thigh.
"They wanted to know if I had something in my pockets, and when I said no, they asked if I had some sort of growth," he said, according to the San Francisco Chronicle.
He told them it was his penis, and they checked around his crotch, although not too closely. He was delayed for five minutes. The incident was not his first. "I've gone through the (scanner) before, and I wasn't worried.
"What was the worst that was going to happen? I was going to have to whip it out for them? I'm used to that. Sometimes when people ask me about it, if I'm feeling up to it, I'll just show them."
In a tweet at the time Falcon said: "TSA didn't know what to make of the massive bulge on my thigh. Even after I went through that body scanner that shows you naked..."
A 2003 Rolling Stone story entitled "Mr. Big" reported that Falcon's penis was eight inches long when he was only 10 years old. It quoted his mother as saying his organ size was genetic.
"He was born like that, and he was always big for his age. But it's not his big penis, it's society's need to fixate on it. We're in a world where men see their manhood in their penises."
The TSA did not immediately respond to a request for comment. Nor did Falcon.

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/us-man-huge-penis-stopped-airport-181309063.html

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Fri 20 Jul 2012, 8:58 pm

Personally Kewl,I would like to verify that,so if you could send him here I will let you know if that story is true. pig

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:01 pm

LMAO I had the radio on when I was driving to work.
The guy was telling the story but the gal said, "I don't think I can swallow that story."
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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Fri 20 Jul 2012, 9:02 pm

LMAO, he's all yours...that's way too big!! I think its been verified that he has the worlds largest penis.

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 2:02 am

IF Yorkie can't see it it can't be true thats all

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:30 am


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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:20 pm

does that mean he is on his way? OH BOY I am already excited to see this wonderful thing that you speak of

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 1:05 pm


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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 9:49 pm

but but the rest of him is attached, gross
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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sat 21 Jul 2012, 11:38 pm

Ya know what kewl? I should have just taken your word for it,I am sorry that I even doubted you for a moment. Crying or Very sad








































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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:29 pm

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PostSubject: Re: The unsuspecting package...   Sun 22 Jul 2012, 8:57 pm

pig

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