Yorkies Thread

YAY Fleas!!

yorkiemom wrote:

You working at a mall will save me so much time,now when I need something I can just call you and you can drop it off on your way home

It's a bit out of the way miss key, but sure! :lol:


Thanks everyone! Now it's up to the legs to let it happen. Work you bastards!!!!

Uhoh, if I go to yourkeys house to drop off some dish towels, I might be late for work the next day. :o

Oh shit! They've moved me to day shift for the weekend.

Already they can't make up their minds

I'm that damn good, everyone wants me. :lol:

so what exactly will you be doing Fleas?

Cleaning up after dirty shoppers. Change garbages, pan sweep, you get the idea.

is that for the whole mall or certain parts of it?

It's a good job fleas.
I clean poop. :lol:

Yep, the whole mall.

Shit that is all the stuff I do everyday and no one pays me

Hopefully the pay is decent. How many hours a week?

But I do it in the purple thong.

You never did it for me in a purple thong

Your in trouble now Fleas!! Spanking time!!

I think that would give him way to much pleasure

It sure would! And I was always nude when I cleaned for you.....isn't that enough???

:lol:

Sometimes it is what you can't see that turns people on,leaves them wondering whats under there

Well considering the current tone of the conversation, it seems like an appropriate time to insert this 'jewel' .........

Love love love it Rottn

Haven't bought a bathing suit in more than 30 years and swore these last few I'd never again put one on. Well broke down and decided to get one to take with me. Hell, let the other beach goers to blind......if I'm going to the land of white sand I'm going to wear one.

Went to my favorite store looking for one that 'covers up', preferably with 'boy legs' or a skirt and NOT skimpy or baring. Found a two piece tank top type (loose) and figured I'd just suck up the fact that it does have a 'bikini' type bottom......let it all hang out. Even found a pretty sarong to go with it.

Well last night I happened to take another look at the tag (only checked it for size) and come to see it's Old Navy! Sweet score!! Especially for a grand total of $6




Was so pleased with my 'treasure'
That is until I looked even closer at the smaller print above the Old Navy...........





What's even more depressing.............it FITS!!!

:lol:

senality has set in I can't see what is wrong with what the tag says,mind you I have already baked my brain in the sun watering the new trees and push mowing the fenced in back yard
Now to get the riding mower out and mow the rest"sigh"

yorkiemom wrote:

senality has set in I can't see what is wrong with what the tag says,mind you I have already baked my brain in the sun watering the new trees and push mowing the fenced in back yard
Now to get the riding mower out and mow the rest"sigh"

"MATERNITY"

Maybe I should come help you with the mowing, might help me not fit into my bathing suit so well.