Christmas Cake... for good ol' times sake.

Christmas Cake Recipe

You'll need the following:

1 cup of water
1 cup of sugar
4 large brown eggs
2 cups of dried fruit
1 teaspoon of salt
1 cup of brown sugar
Lemon juice
Nuts
1 bottle of whisky

Sample the whisky to check for quality. Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it's the
highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter
in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again. Make sure the whisky is still OK.
Cry another tup. Tune up the mixer. Beat two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried
fruit. Mix on the turner. If the fired druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it goose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Spoon the sugar or something. Whatever you can find. Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Throw the bowl out of the window. Check the whisky again and go to bed.

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I'm going to do that, but with beer!

LOL @ Fleas

Sounds yummy, I'm going to try to attempt this over the holidays but not sure if it will turn out since I'm a horrible baker.

Thats the beauty of this recipe, you can be the worst baker and it will still turn out.

Bullet, now that this reminded me, here's a cake made by a friend of a friend. Thought it was so cute for the young ones.......pretty sure you could do a much more wicked job on it

That's cute. I wish I had more orders so I could do more neat things.