New website for everyone.

Its called www.shitmykidsruined.com Certainly makes me think twice before having one.

God that is funny

I could write a blog with all the stuff my kids have ruined

including the hole in their bedroom wall that slowly got filled with stuff including money, countless toothbrushes, about 12 pairs of socks and I am pretty sure my divers license.

Did you see the poop all over one?

I keep walking into Liam's room in the morning praying that I don't find that.

HoodieCrow wrote:

Did you see the poop all over one?

I keep walking into Liam's room in the morning praying that I don't find that.

You will

I once woke up to one of my twins painting the other with poop

Hoodie the fun has just begun for you,poop on walls on themselves and I swear they couldn't hold a spoon to feed themselves,but they could hang no to the poop long enough to smear the walls and the crib

I am so glad those days are over

All I can say is... :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: Wait until Liam decides to redecorate the walls with crayola crayons or sharpie marker.

Or breaks something costly of your's and decides at 3 years of age to hide it under your bed thinking a week later you won't find it.

Or tells you that your hubby said it was ok for him to have chocolate cake for breakfast.

Or you come home from grocery shopping and find those banana stickers stuck to the cat's forhead and your child's.

Or .... Ok, I'll stop. lol

Oh wait you forgot to add the part where they hide from you and you call them and call them and search the whole house for them,then think could they have possibly gotten outside,while the whole time he is laughing at how silly mom looks when she is scared

Never ever ever leave exlax within 2 city blocks of a child as they will find it and they will eat it thinking it is chocolate and then the wall art starts all over again

And moms make up is just a ton of fun, and within minutes you will not recognize your bedroom or bathroom where you left the make up in what you(silly mom) thought was a safe place :lol:

D: D: D: D:

*hides until he's thirty*

There is some truth in you can run but you can't hide

yorkiemom wrote:

There is some truth in you can run but you can't hide

+1

I think I'm going to make an appointment to have my girlie bits removed :o

and miss all the fun? not only no but Hell no,you deserve some of this bullet :lol:

:lol: The "Car Door Signature" one is my favourite from that site.

I looked at all 33 pages.. all I can say is, my best friends kids are angels in comparison.. and I told her that tonight.

I had to stop after 11 pages..hubby kept looking at me weird and asking me what the hell was so funny. Told him "just memories, dear. just memories"

OMG!...that was way too funny, I feel much better now.
I had to see every page!!

LMAO...I could easily contribute to that website.